Who Can take over Rafa?

Question of the Weekend (Who can take over Rafa?)
Feb 27, 2009 Weekend Question

Wanted : Liverpool manager
Criteria :1. As Red as possible, face and all
2. Can speak English, Spanish and gibberish like repeating the same sentences
3. Can sit side by side and work with Americans, yeehah!
4. must work with bags of peanuts to pay for players
5. Must be able to face the press without giving repeated answer
6. must not give excuse that the Reds are turning corners
7. must be able to boast that Liverpool has only two teams, Liverpool and Liverpool reserves
8. must be thick skin to withstand any barbs on failed tactics
9. must be able to answer and stand up to all the Reds legends like Daglish, Hansen, Souness, Rednapp (?), Fowler, etc
10. must be able to use the hair dryer on his players.
Who can fulfill all those?None
Who is closest?
Kenny Daglish